Bark:  Dog speak, especially when being ignored
Beg:  The sad and pathetic look we give when we want some of your food.
Bicycles:  You look like you want to be chased - I love to chase!
Bite:  Misunderstood...we are simply sharpening our teeth
Bone:  A common leftover from your meals.
Cats:  Questionable.  Sometimes I think I might like you, sometimes not so much.
Choke Chain:  An irritating necklace that causes me to cough and choke.
Collar:  Another necklace-type, this one causes rashes and rub-burns.
Dog Bed:  Perhaps my most favorite rest spot.  It is preferable to have several located throughout the house.
Drool:  I'm feeling enticed by something delicious...sorry about the puddle.
Fireworks:  Booming frightening sounds that are annoying
Growl:  A polite way to tell you to back off!
Leash:  A long strap (usually held by my owner) that keeps us within 6 feet of each other.
Lick:  Self-cleaning mechanism
Sniff:  A "must" for all new introductions and a way to tell if you've been faithful.
Snoring:  Usually accompanied by deep sleep
Sofa:  My version of a bed
Squirrels:  Exist just to taunt me, oh how I love to chase!
Whine:  My way of letting you know I have 'business' to do or I need some attention, NOW
Whistle:  A potentially piercing sound often made by humans to attract attention (I think)

inspired by Dogs Micellany by J.A. Wines