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I see someone/something that I must inspectI hear another dog barking, so I must bark tooI am hungryI need to "potty"Please wake upPlay time?!inspired by Dogs Miscellany by J.A. Wines

Bark:  Dog speak, especially when being ignoredBeg:  The sad and pathetic look we give when we want some of your food.Bicycles:  You look like you want to be chased - I love to chase!Bite:  Misunderstood...we are simply sharpening our teethBone:  A common leftover from your meals.Cats:  Questionable.  Sometimes I think I might like you, sometimes not so much.Chok...

1.   My life is likely to last 10-15 years. Any separation from you is likely to be painful.2.   Give me time to understand what you want of me.3.   Place your trust in me. It is crucial for my well-being.4.   Don't be angry with me for long and don't lock me up as punishment. You have your work, your friends, your entertainment, but I have only you.5. ...

Remember, if a dog was the teacher you would learn things like: When loved ones come home, always run to greet them. Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure Ecstasy. Take naps. Stretch before rising. Run, romp, and play daily. Thrive on attention and let people touch you. Avoid biting when a simple growl will do. On w...

Live simply.Love generously.Care deeply.Speak kindly.Remember, if a dog was the teacher you would learn things like:When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy.Take naps.Stretch before rising.Run, romp, and play daily.Thrive on attention and let people touch you....

1. When you run away in the middle of a perfectly good leg humping.2. Blaming your farts on me... not funny.3. Yelling at me for barking... I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG YOU IDIOT!!4. How you naively believe that the stupid cat isn't all over everything while you're gone. (Have you noticed that your toothbrush tastes a little like cat?)5. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. (Ex...

Instructions on how to clean your toilet1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come ...